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evgeniemalkin:

evgeniemalkin:

that quality canadian education we all know and love

holy shit lmao

evgeniemalkin:

evgeniemalkin:

that quality canadian education we all know and love

holy shit lmao

(via windsorspitfires)

dudeword:

this is why moving to nashville makes my dick soft

dudeword:

this is why moving to nashville makes my dick soft

(Source: sexhaver, via windsorspitfires)

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

(via fuckiminmytwenties)

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

(via lubricates)

brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

(Source: boommunism, via dontbeanassbutt)

mugglebornheadcanon:

1014. Some muggleborn Slytherins can’t help but hum “The Rains of Castamere” under their breath when preparing to do something especially cunning. Purebloods start to get very terrified of that song.

(Source: allonsymytardis)

I’ll thank ye to take your hands off my wife.

(Source: heisenberqs, via samheughanontherocks)